Torres Makes a Bullocks of Barca

Fernando Torres

Today I am in mourning at the defeat of Barcelona by Chelski. In truth I suspected they would lose.

A 1-0 away defeat is a tricky score to attack. Realistically had to have their eyes set on scoring three goals at home. They couldn’t legislate for Lionel Messi hitting the crossbar with a penalty to be fair, but there was always the high possibility the Londoners would score at least one. And so it came to pass.

But their ball retention game is tailor made for a team that can hit on the break. Both Chelsea goals were on the breakaway although I wouldn’t have back Torres to score even after he had rounded Valdes. I fully expected the bull turned bullocks to slip and fall on his arse such is his ineptitude in front of goal. His strike will have done his claims to get back in the Spanish side no harm at all. Let’s hope he plays against Ireland. Livestock on the pitch will remind the lads of back home.

Last night’s game once again highlighted Barcelona’s ineptitude in defence. I wasn’t surprised that Guardiola dropped Danny Alves for the game – for me he was a spare one on Saturday night and Pep was always going to choose Fabregas against Chelsea.

But the defensive set up really is poor – every time the oppsoition attacks they look like scoring. Isn’t ir ronic that if uyou put together the Barca defence and the Man United midfield you would have one seriously shite team? Yet the sum of both make them difficult to beat.

Guardiola, if he stays needs to force the powers that be at the Camp Nou to get him some defenders and quickly. Otherwise, he may as well leave before he gets pushed. Losing three games in a row at the wrong end of the season could have catastrophic consequences for him.

Anyone interested in reading in detail the mechanics behind the current Barcelona squad should read Graham Hunter’s excellent book Barca. It provides a great insight into the most attractive team in football. If you want an insight in Chelsea. Read the Sun.

by joe