Jul 22

Ulster Bank Whet the APPetite

Talking Balls Comments
Cork legend John Gardiner demonstrates how to use the Ulster Bank's new iPhone App.
Ulster Bank have really got into the swing of their GAA sponsorship by bringing out their new iPhone app. It is not thought that it will cure reception problems with the new iPhone 4 or encountered by Meath people travelling through Louth. It does however promise a whole host of new features that will be of great interest to any self-respecting GAA fan.

You can check out for example how your property portflio is getting on with NAMA and using a unique GPS system the App will tell you driving past any club or county facility how much the local manager is being paid for his services and whether it is in the form of a brown paper bag or in regular payments through a third party business.

The App also include a revolutionary QR code that can be helped to determine whether a ball has crossed the line and if so whether it is legal or not. It is not known whether An Uachtarán Christy Cooney will make us of the App at all at all since he is on the face of it implacably opposed to using new technology.

The yoke will also tell you where the nearest ATM is, and if pointed at an good lookin’ women can be used to track them down to their hometown using Facebook and other social stalking media.

For further information on this App, ring Ulster Bank and ask for Sean Og and the boys.