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Research by the Sunday Tribune has confirmed an exclusive story brought to you by the Talking Balls investigative team some weeks back. Then we revealed that Ireland was becoming an increasingly popular destination for older women looking to puck around with younger fellas.
Sunday’s Tribune has revealed that Dublin has become the hot destination of choice for so called ‘Cougars’ who will prowl the fleshpots of the capital ready to pounce on whatever road kill they can find. As everyone knows, any Irish fella isn’t a bit fussy after a night on the stout and they would make easy prey for a determined older lady seeking to revisit former glories.
It is understood that as we move into the summer months, Sunday nights will see an increase in this sort of behaviour as more and more culchies come up to the big smoke and, bitterly disappointed after defeat they will seek solace in the bottom of a pint glass or a glamorous older woman.
So if you wake up in the morning smelling of stale talcum powder, mothballs and other strange odours you will know you have been mauled by a cougar. A word of caution too, some of these wildcats are only seen at night and rarely viewed during the day, buiochas le dia. The intricate feat of of structural engineering and compaction required to make these yokes presentable doesn’t lend itself to daylight viewing. That is the bad news.
The good news is that Mrs Robinson, the lady who allegedly sparked off the initial interest, was last seen on the prowl in London. Her political views are believed to have prevented her using her considerable powers in Dublin.
Having said that, no doubt some muck savage from Limerick or West Mayo would take her on, if the balls broke the right way that is!
