X Factor John and Edward former Scor Stars
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According to sources in Lucan, Dublan where the annoying duo hail from, they were part of a series of Scor teams entered in the Dublin and Leinster championships by Dublin junior club St Sebastians.
According to our sources the two Grimes boys told friends of their appearance in Scor, if we can make it here we can make it anywhere. They viewd the cutthroat nature of the judging on Scor even worse than the sledging they receive from thon bollix Simon Cowell and the delectable Cheryl Cole.
Last week the ‘Slimy Grimesy’s’, as they were know at school, performed a dance routine around what looked like the luggage trolleys used by bell hops in big fancy hotels. It transpired that as young boys they used to work as dishwashers in a prominent Dublin establishment and they practised a routine for their co-workers which involved cavorting around on luggage racks. Former colleagues were shocked and pleasantly surprised to see the two lads reprise the routine on last week’ X Factor, much to the annoyance of Cowell and Co.
One former yoke that worked with them said: “The were two nice enough lads but they could be hideously annoying when they wanted to. They couldn’t sing for shit and were a bit too ‘nice’ for my liking. It takes all sorts. I won’t be voting for them.”
It is thought the two lads are being lined up to perform at the Camogie All Stars bash in Dublin in the City West on Saturday week. The City West confirmed that they had been asked to reserve two luggage trolleys for the boys.
It is though former Camogie ubersturmfuhrer Liz Howard will join the lads onstage for a racy routine prior to the gongs being handed out.
How well they will cope with shot drinking, man and woman eating camogs remains to be seen.
