Apr 19

Millions of Insomniacs Cured Worldwide in Miracle Webcast

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Boring for Ireland - The Chairman of Beijing Brian Boru's sleeps his way through the global webcast of Congress.
Boring for Ireland - The Chairman of Beijing Brian Boru's sleeps his way through the global webcast of Congress.
The Powers That Be had a bit of a coup with the news that that the proceedings of this year’s Congress would be streamed live on the RTE website. It is understood an intense and highly fractious bidding war for the rights did not take place.

Whilst the GAA continue to deliberate on the future direction of their own website (Talking Balls is led to believe a number of organisations had the opportunity to present their ideas in recent weeks), national broadcaster RTE stepped up and licked the plate. Pat Kenny was reportedly gutted he didn’t get to present the webcast, but more of that elsewhere.

The news offered hope to thousands of insomniacs worldwide that have been waiting for years for a cure for their sleepless nights. Nothing better to cure that than listen to some oul bollix from the midlands drone on about the merits of the new disciplinary system. Likewise the opportunity to listen to Frank Murphy live online is one not to be missed.

The upside (yes there is one!) GAA members nationwide, indeed globally, can keep a beady eye out for the delegates to make sure they actually attended Congress rather than heading off for a day’s fishing, golfing or visiting the local pole dancing club.

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