Camogs Get Their Gongs
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The Camogie All Stars, no less athletic or dedicated to their sport than their males counterparts in hurling or football or their sisters in ladies Football, are indeed the poor relations of All Stardom with no overseas tour on the cards for the lucky 15, nor indeed this year even a goody bag of gear from O’Neills like there was other years. This was a further disappointment to those camogs nominated who didn’t get an All Star. Poor show for whoever was responsible for that lapse, especially since O’Neills received plenty of profile at the event.
The evening itself, for those of you interested, was a bit of a curate’s egg. Anyone who thinks camogs are big hallions who drink pints out of wellie boots would have had their eyes well and truly opened at the glamour on open display.
It kicked off with a display of manic drumming by four overweight lads that must have made Antrim’s Jane Adams think she taken the wrong turn in her hometown Belfast and ended up on Sandy Row on the Twelfth of July. One of the drummers had an alarming set of vibrating man-breasts that led one of the ladies on our company to suggest he should get himself a sheepdog to round them up and point them in the right direction. Whatever turns you on Liz.
After waiting for an eternity to get fed, during which time Talking Balls stomach thought the throat was cut, the food was typically good and for that City West deserve credit. Having guest Brendan Cummins speak pre-dinner was a faux pas and the after dinner activities petered out a little. There was little obvious controversy in the selections this year although Clare may feel aggrieved that although Carina Roseingrave got young player of the year, the county was overlooked in the year they won the Junior title. Defeated finallists Offaly managed one All Star, their first in Michaela Morkan. Camogie matriarch Liz Howard, who was wearing an unusual Edwardian ruff arrangement, declined to explain again who picks the All Stars. Neither could anyone explain the guy in the checked shirt and guitar from Tipperary who was allowed onto the stage to sing a few oul come-all-ye’s. As nights out go, twas passing strange.
Our thoughts are with a third-time nominee who should have been recognised last year for her performances including a tour de force in the All Ireland Junior Final. She travelled this time not even in expectation – last year’s omission compounded.
Well done to all the winners, especially Ulster solitary winner Jane Adams. Also, special mention to Cork’s Gemma O’Connor for her fifth consecutive Gong.