Ozzy Rules
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Well, they’re Bloody Australians, that’s what. To celebrate our lads’ latest bushwhackin’ with those big hoors in their overtight tank tops, we’re giving away a free Ozzy Rules t-shirt for the whole of October along with any order we get online or by telephone. What credit crunch?
Yes indeed, it’s that time of the year again – summer’s over, club championship starts. SFA to look forward to until Christmas EXCEPT for the International Rules. As the days get shorter and the nights get longer we all look forward to a bit of action down under. Can Sean Cav and his mates turn the tables or will the Aussies take the heads off them again the way Ozzy bit the head off that Bat. Just ask Philly Jordan!
If you’re planning to head Down Under make sure you take precautions. . . One young lady from these shores interested in following the lads to Oz last time, took a tour round the outback between games. She hooked up with a rough and ready fella with the kinda desperate look in his eye she’d last seen in Wesht Kerry.
Off they went, back to his place. Having powdered her nose and whatnot for the big night ahead, she emerged from the bog to find him stripped and ready for the throw-in, all the furniture piled up in the corner. “I’ve never been with a woman before,” sez Bruce, “but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m gonna need all the room I can get.”
